Jaja, så var vi där igen. Fantasin tryter och man tar till gamla beprövade metoder för att fylla ett inlägg. Ett ofelbart knep är ju att lägga in lite barncitat. Barn överlag är väl inte så kul alla gånger, men dom har i alla fall en säregen förmåga att kläcka ur sig fascinerande klokskaper ibland. Dagens ämne är barns syn på kärleken och jag har valt att publicera dessa i originalspråket engelska då det blir lite roligare så. Håll till godo.
Why love happens
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Harlen, 8 år
What falling in love is like
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." - Roger, 9 år
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." - Leo, 7 år
The role of good looks in love
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." - Jeanne, 8 år
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." - Brian, 7 år
Confidential opinions about love
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." - Anita, 6 år
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." - Bobby, 8 år
Sure ways to make a person fall in love with you
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." - Alonzo, 9 år
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French-fries usually works for me." - Bart, 9 år
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." - Camille, 9 år
Reflections on the nature of love
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, 8 år
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, 8 år
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." - Erin, 6 år
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." - Randy, 8 år
Why love happens
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Harlen, 8 år
What falling in love is like
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." - Roger, 9 år
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." - Leo, 7 år
The role of good looks in love
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." - Jeanne, 8 år
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." - Brian, 7 år
Confidential opinions about love
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." - Anita, 6 år
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." - Bobby, 8 år
Sure ways to make a person fall in love with you
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." - Alonzo, 9 år
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French-fries usually works for me." - Bart, 9 år
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." - Camille, 9 år
Reflections on the nature of love
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, 8 år
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, 8 år
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." - Erin, 6 år
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." - Randy, 8 år
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